Behind the Burner 8 - It's over

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/23/2015 at 10:22 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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It was our longest run yet filled with Nissans and a dearth of 4Runners. Our Burner is the effervescent Jake Huitt.

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What happens now?

Well I’m going to check out for about two weeks. I won’t be on Oppo much and Behind the Burner will be on hiatus.

When I get back I will choose an Opponaught that has volunteered to login to a Reddit account and start a thread on r/Oppositelock. In that thread they will be mercilessly interrogated by our crack team of Opponaught detectives with car related questions. They will answer all the car questions truthfully.

Everyone else?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to Reddit and ask the car related questions that burn brightest in your soul in an effort to divine which Opponaught is answering your questions.

Anyone that wants to volunteer to be behind the burner should PM me on Reddit, where I am also CalzoneGolem. I lost my spreadsheet and have a an older backup to work off of. If you’d like to be a burner please let me know again through Reddit. I’ll comb through my inbox to see who else has volunteered.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork3 > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 10:26

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Since you are almost certainly not in the greys as my new burner is. Perhaps you could ask why the Chris Hariss article linkes about 4 of his Jalop contributions but not his most significant one?

http://jalopnik.com/5760248/how-fe…


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ncasolowork3
12/23/2015 at 10:31

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http://jalopnik.com/why-no-mention…


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork3 > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 10:35

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If you don’t remember that article I had to find it on the best of 2011 similar to the best of 2015 that was posted yesterday... it was the #1 article on Jalopnik in 2011.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 10:45

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This one sure took a while. It's because of the blandness of the car.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/23/2015 at 11:59

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Nah, it’s because he doesn’t post specifically what his car is. Very commonly (trust me man, I was digging through posts like crazy) he says _____ broke on my car.

If he said _____ broke on my b14 Sentra, I would have busted him right away.

Me I always call out what cars I have. “Was working on my Milan”

I searched for Sentra in OPPO and he didn’t even pull up haha.